…What a UP student is NOT…

University of the Philippines – Cebu is a school where highly educated students are studying. Every time people hear the name “UP”, they always put into their minds that students there are very intelligent and what so ever. By this time, let’s try to describe/ define an UPian (UP student) in the opposite way.

Students studying at UP HIGH CEBU are NOT intelligent. They do NOT like studying. They are very lazy. They prefer playing rather than focusing on to their studies. They do NOT even like to make their projects. During seat works, or long tests, they just do NOT mind of what they’re going to answer to those questions. They just simply answer, and that’s it!

In terms of physical outlooks, well… what else can I say, they have really very fair complexion, very clear face with no pimples, blackheads, whiteheads, nor eye bags at all. Most of them are very tall because they may take beauty rests as early as 7:00 p.m.

UPians’ schedule is very free. They have a lot of free time to do whatever they want to. In addition, they have no rules that must be strictly followed. They are free to do anything. If they want to bring cellphones, then they may do so. If they love to eat during classes, then who cares? Remember, whatever things they want to do are not controlled by others and they have no right to avoid them from doing those things.

Their subjects are just very simple. Their lessons are just the same as what elementary students have. They are just very, very easy. So, why should they have to study much, right? (duh!?)

Some UPians are rude. Some are irresponsible. Some are dishonest. Others are not industrious. Almost all don’t know how to mingle with others. They don’t know how to make funny jokes. They are not friendly that’s why others don’t have some friends. They are not talented. They do not know how to sing properly and even just playing simple instruments, (nah!) they don’t even know it. I don’t know why they are like that. Maybe they just feel what they are doing, or probably, they have their own reasons why they act like that. We just don’t know.

(Whew!) So intense! It’s really very hard to describe/ define an UPian in the opposite way. Oh my gosh! My conscience is breaking me into pieces! (Waaaaaah!!!!!) I am really worried about what your reactions would be. Please don’t mind all of these. I just would like to make these all clear that all what I have said are just the opposite meanings of a true UPian is. Please don’t be bothered with the negative values or what so ever. I don’t have any intentions to hurt or offend someone’s feelings. If ever I offended you, please accept my apology. I really don’t mean to hurt you. Just for the sake of making an entry for this blog. Please forgive me and I’m also hoping for your kind consideration.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!